I ain’t gonna lie,

I ain’t gonna lie, this film is pretty bad. I try to defend filmmakers like Franco, Rollin, Hell even Ray Dennis



 Steckler. It was a different time. You shot films on film, there was no other medium. You had only so much time and so much money and so much film and when you ran out of one or more of those things, you had better have a film you could sell…or there could be consequences. 

This is Franco’s homage to the Universal film “House of Frankenstein” (1944). 

There’s a Dracula who’s facial expression never really changes from what you see in the artwork above, a Frankenstein monster who’s scars appear to have been drawn on with a brown magic marker, a Brillo pad werewolf, and a hot vampire woman who spends most of the film rising out of her coffin and skulking around. There’s also a shrieking bat that gets annoying AF real fast. 

This would best be watched with a group of like minded people accompanied by generous amounts of alcohol and/or other mind altering substances. If you take a shot or a toke every time the camera zooms in or out, you will not be conscious by the time the final credits roll. 

There was just enough WTF goodness here to hold my interest plus a couple laugh out loud moments toward the end. Definitely not for everybody or even very many.

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